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  How would you feel if your coworkers pooled in on Powerball lottery tickets and won, and you didn't participate?

  by Theocratic Sedition in

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  i just recieved an email stating that the folks here won $8.00 over the weekend.

  so they're going to use the money to procure more tickets and i believe the jackpot is up to like $260 million or some other crazy figure.

  i never participate and i absolutely enjoy watching them waste their money on tickets with a smug haughtiness that only an active jw can muster.

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  keyser soze

  The last draw I got 3 out of 6 and of the other 3 two were off by one digit.

  I once matched the first three digits of a powerball ticket that had a jackpot over 200 million. What an exhilirating fraction of a second that was.
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  Public talk today on evolution today - real doozy

  by Comatose in

  1. watchtower
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  notes:.

  bible says god created us.

  scientific principle says - simplest explanation is usually the correct one.

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  And this is why higher education is discouraged among JWs- so information like this can be propagated without anyone calling BS.
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  How many fornicating sinners will be welcomed at the Memorial with hugs...hypocrites!

  by Witness 007 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  we invited our very close witness friend to a picnic/coffee in the park and she said she would sms us and let us know...she didnt bother which is like a big f.u to me.

  we are inactive but not sinners.

  imagine all the fornicators she will be huging at the memorial.."sooo nice to see you!!!

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  Do you really believe fornication is a sin?

  Only if it's done right.
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  How would you feel if your coworkers pooled in on Powerball lottery tickets and won, and you didn't participate?

  by Theocratic Sedition in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just recieved an email stating that the folks here won $8.00 over the weekend.

  so they're going to use the money to procure more tickets and i believe the jackpot is up to like $260 million or some other crazy figure.

  i never participate and i absolutely enjoy watching them waste their money on tickets with a smug haughtiness that only an active jw can muster.

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  keyser soze

  I always chip in, just for that reason. We haven't done it in a while where I work. The lady that used to collect the money to buy the tickets no longer works here. She went on medical leave and never came back. I smell a rat.
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  The Bible---Have You Watched It On The History Channel?

  by minimus in

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  2. friends

  i must admit, i am a sucker for bible movies.

  i do not get the history channel on my cable service but i've heard good things about the series.. have you seen it?.

  are you interested in these types of programs..

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  Why is the "History" channel showing a program about mythology?

  For the same reason "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" is shown on The Learning Channel. No one really knows.
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  They were out New years morning, I couldn,t believe it.

  by jam in

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  i,am watching the rose bowl parade, and the wife.

  call me to the front of the house.

  a couple knocking on doors at 10 oclock in the morning.

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  I never, ever went out on any holiday. It always seemed so disrespectful, as if we were trivializing something that was important to them.
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  most boring television ever

  by Hortensia in

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  my vote is for the lord of the rings, all three of them.

  or pretty much any star trek movie.

  i tried watching the lor movies today, but my god, it's just battle after battle after battle and frodo, cute guy though he is, wimping out all over the place and having to be carried by everyone.. dull... i have never succeeded in watching those damn movies from beginning to end..

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  I agree with the old Star Trek series from the 60's. I was a huge fan of TNG, though. They spent a lot more time with character development than the original.
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  Poll---How Many Are Facebook Users & On Average How Often Are You On That Site?

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have facebook.

  i probably get on it 4 or 5 days a week, typically to see what's going on with family and those i know.

  plus pictures!.

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  keyser soze

  I jumped out of FB a few months later because it was too intrusive into personal life.

  Your loss Glander. How else can you see endless cat pictures from your cyberfriends, and find out what they had for lunch earlier in the day?
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  There was no "assault" rifle used in Newtown, CT!!!

  by Yohan in

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  http://video.today.msnbc.msn.com/today/50208495#50208495.

  the bushmaster was left in the car and it was 4 handguns that were used in the massacre!

  the media are morons.. .

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  keyser soze

  Oh Christ. Another gun thread. No one's taking your guns away bro. Just chill.
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  Are JW'S "hated" in all the world? Or...are they considered IRRELEVANT?

  by Terry in

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  wathctower 90/1/1 p. 12 par.

  8 not ashamed of the good news .

  while it is true that jehovahs witnesses are hated and opposed in all the nations of the earth, this is in fulfillment of what was foretold to be an identifying mark of genuine worshipers of the one living and true god.

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  Irrelevant. I never realized how little the rest of the world cares about them until I went out into it and explained my JW upbringing to people. It is met more often than not with indifference. People are interested in why I don't spend holidays with my family. Aside from that, they could care less about it.